This is not a black thing or a McDonald’s thing, this is clearly a child abuse thing.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

I don’t get how the Dave/Drew thing is a burn

It may be the engineer in me, but I’m rather partial to this super suit.

I’ll never forget the ex-boyfriend who excitedly told me he’d seen an instructional video on the internet where someone had trained away their gag reflex and thought it could work for me. He then proceeded to show me a clip of a woman hooked up to a machine that operated thusly: the more she deep-throated a dildo, the…

Oh I'll go one day. Something will bring me there and it'll be a delight.

Drew, I understand all this. Ok? I do. But for Chrissake, spend ONE WEEKEND in New Orleans. Have dinner at Commander’s Palace, hit up Frenchmen St. for a while, eat a beignet or two. And besides, they have more than enough bars featuring drunk and depressed people with no live music, like the Three Legged Dog. Come…

Or Stormtrooper aiming hasn’t gotten any better in the 30 years since they got their butts whomped by a bunch of teddy bears armed with rocks.

Douse. The word is douse. That other word involves liquids, but not like this.

Perhaps he needs to go to the Zoolander center for kids who can't read good and want to do other stuff good too.

And really, what better team to lead the charge for bringing in new female NFL fans than the one who just drafted Jameis Winston and whose most famous defensive player is Warren Sapp?

It looks like it had some sort of tail rotor failure.

Oh they know, they just haven’t told the press, because talking to the press SUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS

but until it’s found to be a problem there is no way those ways could have been identified

Not really. A mechanical 2-step lock systems makes the operator think twice before actuating.

I’m fine with the waiver in this case. The lack of mechanical lock for such a critical system, however, is baffling.

I saw on Tumblr, “I WISH tswift tried Rihanna like that ..Rihanna would have a new blonde wig in .12342728 seconds”

shouldn’t you be over on i09 trying to destroy the moon or something?

I acknowledged all of that in the fourth paragraph.

Probably because she feels that even though she’s a porn star every athlete and “celebrity” shouldn’t feel free to ask if she will fuck them.