You seem disproportionately enraged by the casting choices for a reboot of a movie about people who capture ghosts for a living.

“Hey Russ, we know you want $25M a year, but what would you do if we took all that “extra stuff” off the table, and just did it Jesus’ way?”

Needs more Hondo Ohnaka

Unfortunately, this is how checklists get made.

Seven Samurai with Jedi

Remind me to never go to a magic show with you.

The people at Gawker did a hell of a thing when they hired Greg Howard to write for them, and I am sure I’m not the only one who is thankful they did.

What actually is the going rate for monogramming a thermos nowadays, anyway?

Congratulations, you’re a C-130! Well, we don’t really have anything bad to say about you. Huh.

I think my favorite thing about all the think pieces on Ballers so far is how angry people are getting that the show is actually showing the reality of the NFL, and how, yeah, sometimes it fucking sucks to be young, rich, and wealthy when you have no idea what you’re getting into and what that might potentially mean.

Much better.

Would that be the one that said “Giants 6, Cardinals 3”?

While I’ve never killed anybody or started a land war in Russia, I still feel I’m qualified to pass judgement on Adolf Hitler.

HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

I agree with you, and I think it’s a shame that Deadspin has become a place for performative sanctimony, where one has to preface and apologize for having a different perspective, even if it’s both reasonable and not offensive (like yours).

I don’t know Tom, I mean. I am afraid here at Deadspin to say what I think without repercussion. I mean, I get the ESPYs are just famewhoring anyways. I do think reasonable people (not necessarily just Bob Costas) have legit hesitations about hoisting Caitlyn up so unequivocally. I’m sorry :(