Susan B. Anthony is turning in her grave... in order to get away from the gropey Katy Perry.

When I was little there was a pizzeria on every corner. Now every corner is Starbucks, this makes perfect sense. Say, dont those tacos all need cheese, lets make America Grate Again!

Would that violate the No Religious Test clause of the constitution?

“STOP RESISTING OR YOU DON’T GET THIS SWEET TACO!”

“K, cuff me.”

A taco truck on every corner

Will the cop have tacos?

“The Chicken Brothers”

I don’t have the proper Southern accent to say “Bless your heart” with the right tenor.

If I ran a 5k in 2:43 I’d be happy.

Yeah, the G1 show itself was pretty meh. Now I loved the movie, rewatched that recently and had a good time doing so. But Transformers didn’t really get legitimately good till Beast Wars I think.

Calm down there, Satan.

So if we off the mom, does that open the chance for a Michonne/Rick hookup? I dont know why I am secretly hoping for this.

I disagree. I think this bride _should_ confront her friend about the lack of gift, so that the bridesmaid has the opportunity to shit in a box and mail it to her, but that's just me.

Maybe she thought that she didn’t have to give us a wedding gift because she was a bridesmaid?

This is my reaction, more or less.

I pledge all of my disposable income for the next decade to make this an actual thing. Who's with me?

Are you kidding me? If someone catches you in a flight suit you tell them you were gardening?