You need more stars!!! :D

Um... culero? XD

Why?? I want a taco truck in every corner in my country. Wait... we don’t need them, we have taquerías all over the place! This is México!!! XD

Now, I’m with you!

And lots of limones. Less than 6 is an offense!!

^This... maybe? XD

Jajajaja, Cá’te’l hocico!! Best of the day! Chicharrón en salsa verde o roja? Who the fuck cares? CHICHARRÓN!!!!

You use wheat tortillas for tacos al pastor? Man, you are so, so wrong. But to each its own. Here in Mx we use corn tortillas. Speaking of which, there are 2 small venues dedicated to tacos al pastor near my house. One of them, “Mr. Taco” makes the best. A large-chain taquería opened a big-ass place next door. But the…

I came to the comments section to watch the war between those who like the idea of autonomous cars and those who think they excel at the wheel and autonomous cars are the devil, but no one starts the fight! Boring!! I even brought popcorn! :(

Aaahh... all this chatter about those damn hipsters and their obscure cars made my day. Thank you!! :)

Here you go, li’l chap!

A Gaia murderer!!! XD That sounded more ridiculous in my mind.

Hope Solo kicked off first!!!! XD

Pos por eso lo dije, ese! XD

Jalil Irving is retracting his commitment to sign up for a punctuation-course this Fall. XD

Pollos Hermanos, ese!!

Stop thinking of 5 continents and start making the permanent home of the Olympics at the Moon! Now, that’s gonna be a hell of a “High Jump”!! XD

I thought Alice in Wonderland was about getting laid with Alice. XD

This reminds me of the XXII Central American and Caribbean Games 2014 in Veracruz México. If it wasn’t so embarrasing I’d be ROFLMAO. XD

Was his name Erik Lehnsherr? XD