scott, please you are NOT relevant to any shred of the national discourse. please, stick to acting. #balloonboytwitter

Did Megan Fox take a Mamagena's class? Perhaps she should take the lesson she learned from putting stickers and glitter on her mons pubis as just an exercise in personal decoration and leave it at that.

these aren't friends, these are morons.

another reason why the news and media industry are IRRELEVANT.

@LaComtesse: I LIVE for the cultural traditions — scarf dance, hora, tarantella, money dance, etc. I feel like sometimes what is thought of as 'tacky' is actually a discomfort of ethnicity.

another way to correct a 'low nose'

@JerseyGrrrl: that was the gist of what my younger brother told me. if you can't fight for yourself then how the hell can you expect to be respected in the job?

@msAnthrope: I remember post dot-bomb life and being in a very similar situation. I got an offer that seemed nice and my mom's response was, "oh don't negotiate anymore, that's good enough". my younger brother literally coached me through negotiating to where HE thought would make most sense in terms of pay. as he…

@ Angie Harmon: no it is pretty boring and annoying to have someone forget their lunch after being in the car for four hours. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

"I was like"? Is that an intelligently acceptable way to start a sentence????

@Jenna: go to Zara kids section. Check the girls section and try on the biggest size. if it fits, for $40 you have a well made knockoff. I think it comes in both khaki and black if I'm not mistaken.

she should be put in the general MALE prison population who cares.

@♥♥♥: she should be exonerated. Hell she should be commended for her GOOD DEED.

I saw those very tiger pants, hell a whole rack of them at Marshall's this week. John if you're out there reading this, save a little and get to Marshall's in Hartsdale, NY. Between TLC cramping your other 'projects' and the kids, sometmes it's just good to save money...you know, just in case.

@dreamweave: sign me up, disgruntled mom here.

@hilikusopus: and yet there are grown women in this country who are married in shitty even abusive situations, yet their parents for the sake of making things smooth tell their daughters to suck it up.

the prices are insane but the clothing is very well made. and they have great sales, if you're not the type of person whose 'friends' ostracize you for putting your kids in off season clothes. plus they seem to hold their value on ebay better than say, Lands' End.

Sweet Jesus, nearly everything is sold out on the site.

wow just watching the crying babies is a birth control method in itself.

@TheFormerJuneBronson: I still remember that they were over $40 which back then was a small fortune. first day of 9th grade I wore instead the $10 Benetton t-shirt...that the popular girls practically wore as a gym t-shirt. first day of 8th grade, begged and pleaded for a Polo Ralph Lauren polo shirt, which was back…