SJP you can't have it all, at least all at once. That's just a life lesson in general. Also you went through having one child already, did you think that subsequent infants would respond any differently?

@MomoMcgee: oh that's sooooo Mamagenas c. 2000

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gee I don't feel so badly about buying all of those lame Canal Street knockoffs 10 years ago anymore. and I thought I was lazy and superficial...

that dress pretty much looks like my Winter Weekend dress, c. 1988. but in fantastic way. now that she's worn it, I can too.

this "statement" isn't about keeping a marriage intact, or even privacy — it's making sure that there isn't an indelible hit on endorsements/revenue streams. too bad it's so poorly crafted and badly timed.

OT: why is this story in the Home & Garden section of the NYT?

clearly his peen has a better agent than she does

@crotchety: that world is in my goddamn head and it's pretty empty so come on in! seriously, it's the only way I can deal with for instance, identity crazed housewives who spend excessive time and money dressing and applying layers of eye shadow like they spent their youth anywhere but the desolate Florida panhandle…

can't we just stop manufacturing princess movies? then all young girls will feel beautiful ALL THE TIME because they won't be subjected to any standards based on useless criteria, like clothing, hair and makeup application techniques.

Once upon a time I used to work garmento land and even as it was the most soul sucking experience of my life, I learned a couple of things about 'fashion' and the business of it. One particularly salient life lesson was this: no matter what the label, it's all about maximizing profit margins.

@jhuang: Sandra Bullock is an upgrade IMHO.

gender parity is not the same as gender equality, and neither guarantees gender cooperation.

every holiday season I never get my wish, which is for Barney's to go under. this damn catalog is the reason why.

wow, what a catch!

look, I have a 3 year old. I'm going through the "why"s right now about EVERYTHING. the last convo I want to go into is a question about "why is that guy doing that to him". ESPECIALLY in the morning on the way to nursery school. As it is now, he's asking me when he sees a woman in a strapless dress, he thinks she has…

any catalog that shows dresses with LONG sleeves, hell jackets even is a good catalog for me.

is it just me or does she look like she's nearly a decade older than she actually is? there's something about the hair + makeup palette and the wardrobe that screams Encino housewife still wearing her 1994 duds.

@boxspelunker:@Oleander: @prairielily: I used to be pissed off about it, and realized how it was screwing with my psyche and all. I mean it was totally screwing with everything from my then bf/now husband situation, ego I mean everything. but after having a kid, something happened to my brain. So I'll do the whole…