Bristol, move out of your parents house, orbit, monay ASAP.

@paradisefound25: omg. I swear we have the same friend, except there's a space of nearly 15 years between your friend and mine.

the asian models in the Sears catalogs growing up saved me.

@undefined: @BadgerChaser: in my experience, girls who use that 'lover' term (ex: people I know from college) usually have self-esteem issues — like they have to remind people and themselves they are worthy of loving and all of uh, the physical aspects of it.

harajuku tour girls also double as nannies?

ebay FTW esp for my kid.

there's a simple reason why Filene's is going under — they sell the unsellable UGLY unwearable expensive bridge stuff (I'm looking at YOU, Vera Wang Lavender Label)that no one wanted full price anyway, so what difference does it make if it's 60% off?

@goldengirl11 (is way too earnest): the only L.A.M.B. I see at Nordstrom Rack is the knockoff Goyard. you're so lucky.

my room is now a giant walk in closet with all of my mom's golf crap.

this show helps me survive living in Stepford. thank you Jack Black for educating my kid.

did I miss a Greek Diaspora in Entertainment convention?

I'll wait till that bag comes to Wet Seal

I wish I lived in a town with people who thought just like her.

hrm.

@ka parual: oh dude in that link he so has Asian post drink redface. Korean pride!

I'll respond to people calling me Mrs. my husband's last name but all of the legal deets are in my name. period. not interested in changing it and at this point I'm just too lazy to change it anyway.

a very sweet story

the other day I was confronted with the visage of a desparate hipster-lite dude wearing black skinny jeans, burgundy Members only jacket and a black t shirt that showed waaaaaaay too much chub — like I saw the outline of his belly button and the soft doughnut of flesh surrounding it. he could have used t shirt spanx.

I hope these douches never get the opportunity to breed.

Jesus Christ. I couldn't even remember to do my Kegels and now this?