Why in that collection of inauguration shots is Obama the only one wearing a flag pin? I swear he didn’t wear one once and the news went nuts, but here’s all the others with no pin.

So how many cans of hair spray did he use today? The tie is taking off like Air Force One and not a hair out of place.

I honestly think this type of thing is why he won the election. He’s a lottery winner (by birth), without any inherent sense of taste or true intellectual talent, which makes him sensitive to ridicule. Anyone who feels looked down upon can identify with that. If he had the least bit of self-awareness I’d feel sorry…

decided not to use tie tacks

Oh my god, yes! I’ve never seen this slovenly sack of manure button his suit jacket. I assume he’ll leave his tuxedo jackets open too because of course we also have to be a laughingstock with a tacky “billionaire” president who can’t wear a suit or tie. 

You know, I noticed the sniffing and palate-sucking was back during his speech. He might not drink, but the man seems to enjoy his blow.

The scotch tape is representative of his entire schtick. The bold, luxury tie is just a mirage held together with a two cent piece of nothing. His followers should prepare for the fact that their brand new amazing, great paying job is really a $7 an hour part time shift at Walmart.

I really want him to succomb to the stress and beat the William Henry Harrison record (31 days.)

Exactly. Republicans made a gigantic deal out of the one time Obama didn’t wear a flag pin early in his presidency, but not so much as a word about Trump.

Me when I think about Trump’s wardrobe:

or you could not look like a bum in a coat and button your jacket!!!!!!!!!!

So there are some forms of poor-dressed-ness that I find especially sad— shabby shoes, scruffy neck, embarrassing ties, too-tight or poorly laundered shirts. They just scream to me that this is a person nobody cares much about. Imagine with all his money and privilege, nobody gives enough of a damn to give the man a…

They’ve done a good job at Jez of blasting Trump’s asinine policies for months.  But deservedly mocking a grown man who supposedly has money to burn yet refuses/cannot dress properly (ill fitting, unbuttoned suits, tie down to his crotch like a circus clown, tape instead of a tie pin/bar, don’t get me going on the…

It was yellow from all the pee, duh

WHY NOT BOTH

He is an unhealthy 70-year-old man. I’m guessing his hair color (if his hair is even real) hasn’t been a natural color in years.

All of Obama’s bill signings looked fairly standard, hands and paper. Trump: “when I’m president we’ll get rid of all that rectangular paper the last guy left around”

Obviously, for everyone else. But he’s clearly decided not to use tie tacks. Strange, really, because more gold!

Tie clip!

HE 👏🏾 HAS 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾DIVESTED! 👏🏾