I'm pretty sure my anal area is just fine with its natural tint. Remember, darker colors make things look smaller ... this may or may not apply here. lol

Yeah, sorry. You may be stuck with that until you deliver. My first pregnancy I had constipation (partially as a result of the zofran for my hyperemesis) and it was ... super fun. Especially when it first started and I'd never had constipation before. On the upside, when you labor and deliver, you will be awesome at…

This. I don't really care *how* she became famous (although the fact that she did on the back of a sex tape says a lot about our society), but I wish she'd *do something* with her fame rather than just .... be pretty. Jeez woman, there's a brain in there! Use it!

That's a fairly accurate description. Also, chicken-and-jalapeno-burrito style gas all the time.

Omg I wound up with a bionic sense of smell for all three pregnancies. Walking past a Famous Dave's (BBQ place) once made me fall to my knees and vomit in a flowerbed because the smell of cooking ribs (which I normally LOVE) and BBQ sauce just overwhelmed me. It was horrible. I retched until we could get upwind. Air…

I read a study once on pregnant mice that indicated that human women would have to drink the equivalent of eight pots of coffee daily for an entire pregnancy in order to cause birth defects. I'm pretty sure your coffee won't kill your baby.

You know, you're absolutely right. After months of horrid constipation and weekly BMs, I completely had a lock on how to push out my first child ... and it actually hurt less than pooping by that point.

Ditto.

Wow, that's wacky. How many pregnancies have you had like this, if you don't mind me asking? I've had 3 kids so a fun filled range of pregnancy symptoms, but I barely noticed any differences from relaxin production. Also, don't you just love that once you're pregnant, you're basically a walking incubator? No one…

Thank you SO MUCH for getting me to Google "anal bleaching" at 9AM. I had never realized I'd once want to know what the procedure entails so that I could make my own determination between gum tattooing and anal bleaching. So. Weird.

I can't blame you. I'm sorry you had to worry for your sister like that. I would have spazzed.

Oh. My. Goodness. I would have sent the cops over there anyway. Assholes. Maybe a nice little scare from dealing with angry cops interrogating them on the living room couch would have driven home the point that rape "jokes" like that are NOT FUNNY.

Ditto. I wasn't raised to speak up for what I thought was right, and it's been a hard road to start getting there. Thank you maturity.

Humor and language like this is NOT pretty much accepted in my social circle. If (and when) I come in contact with someone speaking like this, I tell that person how disgusting it is. The person can either apologize and shut up, or they can get the hell away from me. The people close to me do the same thing. If more…

You know, even if he doesn't learn the error of his ways on this one, at least the information is out there publicly that this little turd-muffin is a stain on the collective soul of humanity and everyone smart enough to Google his name will know all about his hateful disgusting views. Wouldn't you prefer that women…

But ... But ... I like it like that!

The clearance sale could be worth breaking my reason-based embargo. Want to have a Skeptic's Shopping Spree?

Yeah, well, gravity's on a THEORY, Raffgirl! Gawd! Maybe we don't go flying off because the Earth is actually a giant magnet that holds us down via the heavy metals in our blood!

I refuse to give my money to companies like this. I don't need glitter glue or deckle-edged shears THAT much. If you have Amazon Prime already, that shit ships for free and it usually costs a lot less too.

My kids all love that stuff too, except for Batman. They're more into the X Men. Also, Barbie loves riding dinosaurs instead of horses.