Winco is the best.

I clearly said it isn’t intentional, it just is what it is. The universe just bends over backwards to give the Lakers everything. And I’m sure D’Angelo Russell will turn into the second coming of Magic and Andrew Wiggins will join him in a few years when Karl-Anthony Towns gets hurt or turns into nothing and Minnesota…

A lot of it is the big brother/little brother thing. For a long time Portland and LA were in the same division and no matter how good Portland got, LA was either better or was about a year away from having a Hall of Famer dropping in their lap. They went into the tank for a couple years after Magic retired, then Shaq…

The US definitely got some favorable calls but the refereeing was bad on both sides. Germany got away with a ton of contact in the first half and (if I remember correctly) only one tackle on Rapinoe got carded. It looked like Germany’s plan was to knock around Rapinoe and Morgan early to get them rattled. As far as…

It looks like they gave up halfway through making it. Like they just looked down after toasting the bun and putting on the first part of the lobster “Christ, what are we doing with our lives? I just can’t even”.

The real thing. Sterling Ice Cream Bar, MA.

Coffee stories and going to coffee stories make me laugh so hard now...I learned a fantastic game when I got sent to Qatar to assist an Air Force base. I am former Army, so going to the Air Force can be either really entertaining or horrifying based on how good the location is. In this case...it was horrifying.

I know next to nothing about rugby.

And you chose to be a raging asshole, brah.

oh hey Mr. Pink, thanks for stopping by

You know who else left their trash in the movie theater? HITLER!

Very appropriately, after reading this, I went and picked up an order from Five Guys and some woman in front of me was complaining that one of her kid’s little bacon cheeseburger had bacon on it. .... The cashier said, “Yeah, those have bacon on them. So you want a cheeseburger instead? ... Do you want cheese on it?”

Cliff Regan can go fuck himself. My father suffered a stroke about eight years ago which left him with limited to no use of his right arm and a severe limp on his right leg. He also has a hard time controlling his emotions (funny, sad, joyous) and is very self conscious about this. If his mom is a raging bitch when…

You’re right. You don’t know enough about Crawford.

good god, there is always one of you assholes here isn't there?

We don’t need to guess. The proof is in the pudding. She turned her life around and is now a productive member of society. Had entered the correctional system she would likely still be caught in it. Your idea that getting thrown into prison rehabilitates people is demonstably false and naive. It does the opposite. It…

I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

IT’S NOT AN E FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

People who pronounce “milk” as “melk”...the worst or the absolute worst? Discuss.