The Cheney family has been riding this tiger for decades. It’s no shock that it has finally bitten them. I remember how Daddy “Don’t Talk About My Gay Daughter” was happy to use the rednecks’ fear of gay marriage as a wedge against democrats in 2004.  Fuck all of them.

Yeah, let’s see them get jobs that subject them to Trump fans on a daily basis. They’ll quit in a week.

Chewy gingersnaps are pretty good, too.

The feds should be squeezing every one of these assholes for whatever they can get about who coordinated that riot.

Yes, please, let him try out for a murderball team, and let us all see video of it.

One might even say “exhaustively.”

Beat me to it.  I really want to see them as they are hauled away.

I saw what you did there!

Not to mention Junior with his patented “I am TOO a bench-presser” stance.

“This is OUR country...”  Yes, dumbass, it belongs to ALL Americans, not just the Trump suckers.

Is it too creepy for an old guy to say that Ella Emhoff is utterly adorable?

That always made me laugh. As a circumferentially enhanced old white dude, I learned a long time ago that a too-short tie really made me look fatter. I understood, though, that the effect of a properly longer tie didn’t make me look thinner. It just didn’t enhance how chubby I am. Trump really thinks it’s “slimming.”

Trump and Vanky both seemed to have been under the impression that she was some absurd facsimile of an “heir apparent.” Remember how the whole clueless clan went to England and Trump wanted his spawn to meet Prince William because “the future leaders” should get to know each other? I doubt Trump or Vanky really…

I know it’s a different context but “Look, Daddy!  I’m governmenting!” keeps running through my head.

Having worked many years in the legal profession, I can attest that otherwise sterling scholars and gentlemen sometimes betray a lack of basic skills such as ... flushing.

When we were newly married, we had no decorations.  We went to a nearby Christmas shop that sold crafts items and bought some raw materials from which we fashioned ornaments but I insisted on buying a small snowy owl that was intended for use in a flower arrangement.  It was our tree topper for twenty years before it…

Don’t forget: The House passed a package of relief measures aimed primarily at working Americans, small businesses, and local governments nine months ago and McConnell wouldn’t even bring it to the Senate floor for debate, let alone pass ANYTHING and get it to committee for re-working because his primary goals were to…

It’s NEVER been applied consistently when a crime that gets you the death penalty in Texas or Oklahoma gets you twenty years in new Jersey.  It does nothing positive for anyone and is expensive and damaging to us as a society.

There is one thing, and one thing only, that a Republican senator can do to get my approval, and that is to walk down the fucking hall and caucus with the Democrats. If they leave control of the government in the hands of McConnell and Trump, they remain complicit no matter what words they use.

Too old.  But they’ll let him help them choose a young fascist.