Why are the Judge and prosecutor not subject to disbarment for their actions, if not criminal prosecution?  This is outrageous!

He thinks of himself as some kind of truth-telling eminence grise.  I can’t forget his tongue-bathing of Fred Thompson back in the day.

I spent four years (my son’s high school hockey career) as an announcer at home hockey games. Now, I can hear the comments... “How hard is it to figure out Chad or Bobby?” but around here you get a lot of French heritage names and it’s never sure whether they prefer a French or Anglicized pronunciation. It took me one…

Oh come on. They’ll find a couple. They won’t be any more qualified than any other of the sycophantic little shits they hire but they’ll have a couple so that they can say “See?  We’re NOT RACISTS!”

“Replace Thoroughgood Marshall?” Thurgood Marshall? Souter took Thurgood Marshall’s seat. NOBODY, least of all that waste of flesh Thomas, REPLACES Thurgood Marshall.  I’m sixty-four and I’ll be one lucky old white man if I ever see another man with half the genius of Marshall on that Court.  There are a couple of…

Is that this one?

Rural? Pigs and sheep are handy...

Helps to remember that the painters who did those royal portraits were handsomely paid to make their subjects look GOOD. Gawd only knows how monstrous that poor geek really looked.

Hot, butter-grilled, Spam and cheese sandwich.  Perfect drunk food.  Don’t burn your tongue.

Flying home from Salt Lake City to New England on Southwest. My wife and I sit down and a mother with a boy (about 3) and girl (about 4) sits behind us. The boy and girl almost immediately get into a LOUD argument about why she gets to sit in the window seat. Mother gets that settled down but the boy continues to cry…

Guessing here that Pete is already toast.

Fanny Farmer’s baking powder biscuits are absurdly easy to make and quite delicious because THEY INCLUDE BAKING POWDER. The only hard part is breaking up the shortening (I use butter) into the flour.  They’re great with butter and honey, butter and jelly, butter...  They’re also great crumbled into a bowl of turkey…

Yup. About the same height as Napoleon, actually above average for his time. The myth of his height was a matter of his enemies’ propaganda and his own proclivity for surrounding himself with tall men.

Who is her father, though?

I would need considerable evidence to prove to me that that... thing... is, in fact, a dog.

Dey nevuh bin danna showuh.

For all the well-deserved jokes, Quayle’s response to losing in 1992 was “if they govern as well as they campaigned, we’ll be in good shape.” Try finding a Republican that gracious nowadays.

You are absolutely correct, I’m sure. I know a couple of places within twenty minutes of my house (in NH) that make superb pizza.  It is entirely possible that there might be a place or two in NJ that make better pizza but it’s fucking PIZZA fer chrissakes and wouldn’t be worth a minute of my time to travel to NJ to…

Could they add “Saying what most of us are thinking out loud” to that list?

This goes back but I have seen over the years so many lawsuits (I worked in Court management) where people blew piles of money and life-long friendships because they went into business without any formal delineation of funding and responsibilities.