Please just call her June Shannon. Referring to her as “Mama” reinforces her fraudulent brand, and perpetuates the idea that she’s a loveable matriarch.

Hey, we are taking this matter seriously and talking to our legal team. Please stay tuned.

When I was a 10 year old kid at the arcade, “patterning” would literally cause me to get my ass kicked by the 16 year olds so it has been imprinted on me that this is a huge crime and breach of honor. I’m 30 now but I still see that behavior as fucked up.

Gruel! Why not just let them drive their gold-plated Alfa-Romeos to the steak house! Gruel, indeed.

Your Xbox One has been disabled due to suspected violation of the terms of our non-disclosure agreement. We have also broken your microwave, somehow. You and your whole family will now enter the Party Compliance Submission Position, and our armed Compliance Administrators will be along shortly.

“All-digital is the future! Anyone who has concerns over an always-online system and DRM policies that curb consumer rights is obviously an ignorant Luddite.”

The line for crow stew forms over there.

Welp, wrap it up, folks. This guy isn’t a fan. It’s like the old television industry saying goes: If you can’t win over the “Edgar Allan Bro” market, you’ll never make it on TV.

That first story reminds me of one lady on a forum confused over the fact that she dropped some ice cubes on the floor at night when she was slightly tipsy, and couldn’t find them in the morning. She suspected that cats had eaten them.

Guys should use this technique.

Which kind of makes me think this student doing this may be a good thing. Reading between the lines, the mom sounds to be a bit of a busy body. Might be a freeing experience for her.

America noticed us!

Mmmm. Breadsticks are like gay sex.

Isn’t GOT loosely based on the War of Roses or am i just completely wrong? That does happen occasionally.

Costello: You see the thing is that these rappers today, they’ve got the funny names. The unusual names you see and if you’re going to be buying stolen Jewels from them you need to learn their names. So let’s start, first up we have 50 cent

See, if I was a dude, I wouldn’t even have said “I don’t have any proof.” I would have been like, “Numerous studies from highly reliable sources have shown that men face less severe consequences than women when they get caught bullshitting at work.” And then someone would have been like, “What studies?” And I would…

Exactly. I don’t really understand the reductive mindset that dictates that you can only pity one kind of person at a time. It’s the same bullshit argument that Men’s Rights arseholes use whenever women get cranky about, say, a lack of female representation in pop culture. “There are women in Saudi Arabia with real…

I feel bad for any exploited children. As we are all aware, there is different type of abuse. It's not because you have a roof over your head and food in your plate that it make the abuse any more serious.

Look, I know why they did it, I mean it says so in the article.

I think you should blur the phone number ASAP. This child does not need strangers from the internet calling her.