You know I for the a while her sentencing aggravated the shit out of me. It must be really awesome to have a judge be so considerate of two criminals. Of course you can spend the holidays with your family, and of course you can go one at a time so your children have some sort stability during this time. Someone please…

Please use. this. GIF. more. often.

They probably have one of the hundreds of mugs or shirts you can buy with this exact wording on it and copied it.

Here are there completely sane and totally in-persecptive reactions.

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At least those games are somewhat coy about it. If you want to run or drive around GTA or Saints Row with no gun and just have fun with the physics or other activities built into the game you can do that. The games give you an open world and let you decide what to do. If you use it as Human Genocide Simulator 2014…

I don't think she's being the bigger jerk, but she put in a good effort. Without the context of the rest of the convo, it looks like she was being unnecessarily rude and then he took it WAY too far. I am a huge supporter of necessary rudeness. I am a huge supporter of women not having to be sugar all day. But…

I always thought the male version of "Bye Felicia" was "Bye you stupid fucking asshole motherfucker." I guess I owe some male Felicias an apology.

As an alumnus, I'm embarrassed. Maybe MSU couldn't manage to attract any good speakers, but that's no reason to bring in this dumbass.

Yousafzai plans to donate her prize money to the Malala Fund.

you can always tell just how out of touch white liberals are with blacks when they say things like this.

More like the Pasty Patrol, amirite?!

I think you are the only one, yes.

You can't call it Coke and then get mad at people who call it pop.

I think you mean Schrödinger's scat, ;)

"Did you expect her to talk?" I ask.

If only they would learn from this example.

no,i thank you for this helpful reply. i'm really surprised that i actually have to go by a set of posting rules—rules that i had no idea existed! again,thanks so much.

Adam Levine is the only Jewish guy my grandma would not be thrilled with me marrying. If I brought him over for Thanksgiving, she would pull me aside and whisper, "What happened to that nice Muslim boy you were dating last year?"

We did term limits here in Michigan about 15 years ago. The lobbyists have run this state ever since. It's been a total disaster; even the wackadoo GOPeons in the legislature are beginning to talk about reversing it.