Tom will either be very disappointed or very excited when he finds out what BearCon 2015 really is.

The Friday GIF party is starting early in this thread:

He was probably bribed to step down.

Finally FIFA gets around to evacuating its Blatter. That was starting to get uncomfortable.

Come here and sign the official petition to put Stannis on the Iron Throne simply because he has excellent grammar! Hearing him mutter ‘fewer’ was an episode highlight for me.

It's a tad bit on the redass side but some context. Guerrero hit a bomb off of him last week and then he gets a bat on a 3-2 sinking slider that was put exactly where Bumgarner wanted it, because you know, he's good at that, and Guerrero acts like he should've put it in the seats, hence Bumgarner's "you're not that…

Then charged him for the salt.

A month later Lawrie had forgotten all about the fans:

There once was a man from Nantucket

At least we know that this isn't another Adrian Peterson-type situation because Hamilton has never been a switch hitter.

Poor guy, seemingly always in front of the 8-ball.

'Course, 9 outta 10 Kansans say they oppose Self gratification.