Here’s your answer:

I mean that a bit like the Rachel Dolezal thing DieselDamsel mentioned. Do you get to publicly proclaim that you are “Fat” if most people wouldn’t describe you that way. First off the BMI is totally bullshit and pretty much every credible health source has said that it is not at all an accurate measure of body fat or…

What killed me is her “I refuse to think of fat as a negative term” OK, great for you lady, that still doesn’t make you fat. Kindly fuck off with this nonsense.

My eyes rolled so far into the back of my head that I think they’re now stuck there and would someone mind calling the ophthalmologist for me?

Is she Dolezaling us?

The consumption or GTFO

“Gabriel said watching me grow accustomed to Victorian clothes was like seeing me blossom into my true self.”

Well, if I was a franchise owner, I think I’d take it on myself to cover up his face somehow. And the corporation could have at least advised franchisees to cover the face up, put a plant in front of it. Anything.

I wonder if that is the same Victorian chick I read about on XOJane, oh it was an insufferable article, but did yield the most glorious comment ever “chamber pot or GTFO”

How the hell has Subway not cleaned every store of every Jared image already? Like even if it was just sending out a big sticker of a meatball and telling employees to stick it over the face of every “Jared” they see?

I came here for Dean. I wanted Dean to be here, I would quit Jez if Dean wasn’t here.

There is only one acceptable non-Rocky use for this song...

Okay, first, I am astonished that Survivor is still a band.

“According to Saeed Mamouzini, spokesperson for the Kurdistan Democratic Party, the woman struck back on September 5, murdering Abu Amas.”

Any beliefs of non-violence I have are suspended when it comes to these fucking monsters. This woman did the world a public service.

And that horrendously condescending, wrong-headed, “If that word ‘marriage’ is really, really that important to you,...”

If he’s incredibly misogynistic, then he also has a huge blind spot for the L group...

She transitioned on the backs of the LGBT community and the acceptance they brought about in the culture, no thanks to her. She hid for decades, funding the people who crucified us with her millions. She’s no hero and thank God the gay community seems to be waking up to that fact.