Waiting for Sam Bee.

Bush showed some kind of respect for the institutions that the US is built on.

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck. I thought Brexit was Bad.....but turns it out it was just the warm up act. I look forward to seeing George A Romero’s vision coming true. The Zombie Apocolypse can’t come quickly enough.

To CNN for hiring those fucktit douchebag racist fuckfaces to defend Trump:

To the 55M who thought Trump was a good idea...

Pacifica! I’m barely joking. I have no jokes left.

If you haven’t seen it, look up Van Jones’ remarks from tonight about how race factored into this election. He refers to it as a “whitelash”. It was as much about fighting back against a broken political system as it was the conservative white population fighting back against the great strides we’ve made around…

I’m ready for the United States of the Pacific

As awful as I thought Bush would be and as much as he spectacularly exceeded my expectations, he will be nothing on Trump. I can’t get out of this shithole fast enough.

Support thread for anyone who is FUCK YOU EVERYONE fuck you FUCK you fuckity fuckity fucckkkkkkkk shit ass tits shit ass dick fuck FUCK...right now.

Now is a good time for us on the West Coast to secede. I think we’re done with all that “United States” bullshit. Because tonight absolutely proved it’s bullshit. Unequivocally.

“Planet shocked and dismayed to find out that country that elected Bush President is not dead, actually still capable of voting poorly.”

That we’re still immeasurably more racist and more sexist than anyone might have thought possible? Absolutely.

This is like a really bad dream, I never thought people would actually vote for him for being a candidate and now he is winning...

we all will need weed

If trump wins they will need the weed so this is good news for them.

Yeah, I’ve been snuggling my dog with a big lump in my throat as she licks my arms. I am so sad. I have a little hope but right now I’m so scared.

What the fuck is WRONG with people?!

Masshole if you are pancking then I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM DOING YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE THE WIT OF THIS ELECTION!