We used to refer to leggings and such like this as ‘mumble pants’.

What the hell is that? It looks like the movie of it would star a young Jena Malone.

Shapewear? We used to refer to leggings and such like this as ‘mumble pants’. You can see the lips moving but you can’t hear what they’re saying.

I’m going to replicate this look tomorrow so you can see how I look great even though I am not a fashion model... or you can just side-eye my camel toe. YOUR CHOICE!!!!

Good on that woman for telling the authorities and not just saying “not my problem” and walking away!

To be fair, keeping your kids in the womb is a great way to protect them from pedos.

I really don’t get his thinking on that one. I feel like that is how a lot of these more famous pedophiles get caught- they try to involve adult women in their sick fantasies. Like, do they really not realize that other people are going to be horrified and call the police?

This is good Kinja.

Pregnant with a 2 year old? You should see a doctor.

Probably time to give birth after 2 years.

Comedy nerds would like to add:

It’s not boredom, it’s cognitive dissonance.

Why is it so important to you that I call my parents abusive? I’m curious about everyone else who finds it important to tell other people what to call or how to label their childhood experiences? I mean, even basic understanding of treating people with trauma tells you that you shouldn’t label the experience of…

Did we read the same article? She was clearly out of control at 19, perhaps three years was a bit much, but it sounds like she need some kind of intervention to alter her parenting techniques.

Uh, I never said it was ok for my parents to hit me, it was misguided and based on their upbringing.

Throw context out the window? She hit a two-year-old with a belt for getting out of its crib and going outside. Maybe you think that abuse shouldn’t result in removal but don’t deny that abuse is abuse.

But OMG PONIES is advocating for them to go to jail even if they were misguided and deserving of their kids love. I think this is what is frustrating to some of us.

Uh, I never said it was ok for my parents to hit me, it was misguided and based on their upbringing. But I will never call it child abuse because to me getting hit with a belt twice over the course of 18 years doesn’t constitute as abuse TO ME personally. If i came across this case as a professional I would have…

It amazes me that people don’t know how to read. 1) you don’t get to define my experience for me, nor my relationship with my parents. If you want to call yourself an abuse survivor, by all means go for it. Its your experience to tell. However you don’t get to define my experience with my parents as yours. Just like I…

Wow, stooping immediately to being super judgemental, insulting and swearing up a storm isn’t doing you any favors here, and your sensitive reaction may just prove a point.