OH SHIT FLAMING HOT KINJA.

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

God...I always fucking hated [MLB player]. Can’t trust that son of a bitch.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

Yeah? Then why am I masturbating and trying to get the layering right in photoshop, smartass?

Multiple sauces cans confirm that there indeed is a free agent point guard named Brandon.

All responsible gun owners are responsible gun owners right up until they aren't. Weird how that works.

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

All players whose BAC was below Daniel Murphy’s batting average.

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

How is this surprising? She has a British identical twin!!!

I am sitting here, at dawn, watching my country put worker’s rights, human rights, equality and protection for the disabled, and the UK economy on a bonfire, for the sake of some Union-jack-bunting “patriotism”, on the say-so of ghouls like Farage and Duncan-Smith. (Whatever happens next won’t touch them. They will…

In 1998 the Sixers took Larry Hughes one pick before Dirk. Reversing that would have prevented Sam Hinkie from ever being born.

When asked to comment, Bill Pulsipher reported he was just happy to be asked to comment.

What about being hit by a car? If anyone could excel at that, it’d be Lebron.

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

“You’re making the biggest mistake of my career.”- Pat Riley

Dirty Sanchez?