No. They are the names you just said they were

Can we stop using the “This is good/great/fucking fantabulos kinja” thing?

Do you guys love each other though?

Not Jerry Gallo, Jerry Callo.... C.A.L.L.O.

What about snoopy and Woodstock? What if that crazy lady’s driver door is broken. Also, with the mixed drink debacle, if you put the juice/soda in first and screw up the mix somehow, you’re only wasting the cheap, non-alcoholic stuff before you put any liquor in

Did the guy from New Jersey really say fuck philly?

COTY +1

+1

Stop now!

You do realize......wait you don’t.....cause you’re dumb

but your a kicker....

Don’t be so “broke up” about it

They belong together

The championship will be contested in no small part by one of basketball’s most notoriously unpredictable goofballs: the imp who last season got benched and fined $50,000because he wouldn’t stop untying opponents’ shoelaces, and whose response to those disciplinary measures was a switch to fucking with Vince Carter’s…

James Thrash, Todd Pinkston, Chad Lewis

so you really didn't have anything to say, you just figured you'd list all your cool toys so people will no how cool and real and tough you are.

why is the world full of haters?

Favorite article in a while

And don't forget about the snowballs at Santa.... Oh wait. I thought I was being original by bringing up some measly thing at our stadium forty years ago as opposed to sf and Oakland where gang wars and beating people to death is trending

Greatest nickname for foles? Nicky Flash? No explanation needed. Obviously he's lightning quick... Your thoughts?