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I would love to have a past lover back but he’s been dead since the mid oughts so my question is this: would being cremated be a problem?

Is it ok to lol at fraud?

He’s not really happy though. Various reports say he’s throwing temper tantrums because the news media refuses to celebrate his stupid tax bill and people aren’t, like, out dancing in the streets.

Republicans could burn down the St. Jude Children’s Hospital and not lose any support with their base.

When even the Pentagon says “fuck you,” you know you’re a failed President.

Well, even if the world is burning down around around us, it’s nice that we in the trans community could put our thumb in Trump’s eye. Gotta celebrate these victories when we can.

Apparently she had been trying to have a baby with Lamar Odom but found that she was kind of infertile. So, I think that’s what she means. I don’t think she’s that stupid. She’s the one who taught her little sister Kylie about birth control and shit because their mother didn’t.

I’m not sure what ornament you have, but here is a picture of the official custom made ornament Trump ordered for the White House tree. Naturally it is covered in that gaudy gold leaf crap he’s so fond of that has all the class of a brothel.

Doesn’t it look like he signed Melania’s name too? It’s kind of like my nephew, who used to sign the name of everyone in his family (and the dog, with a pawprint, of course) on every card he sent. He was very excited about writing.

“What happened to your nose?”

Wouldn’t that be an “appear to generate”? I mean Matt Lauer left, and ratings went up.

Her story should make it crystal clear to all the idiots who ask why so many women don’t come forward. Because this idswhathappenswhen you do.

So, she chose a name that she likes so you’ve decided that means she doesn’t respect her background and culture?

I listened to this interview yesterday and find it incredible that some angry spouse or boyfriend didn’t kill this motherfucker.

I’m convinced 90% of workplace issues could be solved if people are paid what they’re worth.

This is an interesting conversation, because unlike some conversations about pay disparities, neither of these people is a household name. It seems hard to justify large disparities if they have similar disparity and air time.

Manchin is conservative but if he gets primaried, that seat becomes safe republican. He is basically the only Democrat that can win in West Virginia and while he is more conservative that I’d like, it’s the best we can do in that state. I’m all for having more progressives in Congress but in some places, a centrist is

I think it’s neat how, even though Weinstein has been exposed as a disgusting, manipulative rapist, somehow people are still finding a way to blame his crimes on random women who happened to work adjacent to him over the past thirty years.

Those dresses are war crimes and if Markle wore one to a royal wedding, I’m afraid the UK would take it as an unprovoked attack by a former ally.

Joke’s on us, Meghan’s gonna embarrass us all by choosing a see thru Pnina Tornai.