And lots of experience building large walls!

I had those! Now I wish I’d hung on to them.

It’s a link to the transcript too, but basically, nightmare-inducing encounter with rabid raccoon.

Yeah, I feel like grocery shopping tends to eat up all the energy/mania I’m going to get for the week and then every last ingredient which good-mood me bought goes uncooked by depressed me, but on the bright side, it’s another thing for depressed me to beat myself up about. So there’s that!

I used to like them but then I heard this episode of TAL and was unable to convince myself to get out of the car when I reached my (wooded) destination.

I am a banana.

Well, that’s socialization for you right there. White men are taught not to put up with such behavior. Women are usually taught to keep their mouths shut. And maybe smile more.

No

See, I hadn’t even thought of hard boiled eggs.

See, I hadn’t even thought of hard boiled eggs.

Agreed, but we still need a link and an image!

Agreed, but we still need a link and an image!

He has 5!

2 cool

FWIW, your local library may well give you access to Zinnio, which is also like “Netflix for magazines” only, you know, you’re already paying for it with your tax dollars so you might as well use it! (It is limited to whichever magazines your library subscribes to, however.)

FWIW, your local library may well give you access to Zinnio, which is also like “Netflix for magazines” only, you…

29 and who knows? Heart condition?

Thanks. I legit did not get that until now.

Many points have been covered, and well, but I just wanted to clarify that these institutions are not for-profit.

No, clowns ruined clowns. You cannot time travel to a time where people are not afraid of clowns because they are inherently scary.

“scampaign” Was this delightful portmanteau a typo or intentional?

I had a brief moment of almost liking him after that meme with him and the green coat came out, but then he was too stupid to realize that was charming and humanizing, so...

No. Lover is the worst.