It’s not so much “canned” as it is “what you were going to type anyway, so we’ll save you the trouble.” It may seem creepy but not canned. (I also do not get the urgent text message thing, though. I’m with you on that.)

I hadn’t noticed, probably because no one has left me a message recently (what is this, the dark ages? text me like everyone else!), but I’m guessing it only works with one’s Google Voice number now?

It’s okay. I know too much about Crocs.

But neither were Sarandon and Robbins and... :(

No, but collectively, they indicate a pattern of abuse.

At least their feet were comfy, for once?

That’s why the Bistro Crocs don’t have holes.

Taylor Swift?

Glad to see I’m far from being the only 50 shades soundtrack junkie. I couldn’t even make it 50 pages into the book.

It helps contribute to an overall karate gi impression.

For any of the Google Music people:

Thoughit sounds like Pulaski, it is actually Data himself who makes this comment. Or rather, repeat it.

Understandable, given the number of GoT characters.

I think being like Sansa is an advantage, maybe?

::shudders::

“What’re your common interests, Paw Patrol and throwing cheerios off your tray at breakfast?”

Well, I mean, they got life plus and one of them was murdered in prison, so I’m not sure if I’d say that they got away with it, exactly, but I get what you mean, more or less.

Never mind! I was mistaken!

Thanks!

Holy hell, WTF is that from?