Because we are all trying to UNSEE it.

Well, I WAS Ariana Grande’s Clit, so perhaps you consider this an improvement? I was thinking of changing to Ariana Grande, American Patriot, though.

Oddly enough, I’M the middle-aged white lady in this situation (okay a bit young to be middle-aged, but not far off, either).

The whole final block quote sort of belies that point though

It helps immensely to know that “throwing ‘bows” refers to “throwing elbows.”

So, “People who are crazy for H&M’s Balmain line are elbowing each other out of the way so that they may look like Kylie Jenner...”

And then I’m not sure whether the writer means, “so that they may look like Kylie Jenner when they (the…

But we WROTE all the Christmas musics!

The real winner here is voter apathy.

Agreed. (Though I think you meant Kentucky and not Tennessee regarding the gubernatorial election.)

Well, I mean, pretty much...

No!

Oh, see my cat just begins her yowling-for-food ritual an hour earlier (or, you know, “the same time as yesterday, you idiot human” to her).

Not ready to agree with that one because Hamilton, Avenue Q, Hedwig, Kinky Boots, etc

Good lord, I read that as Rachel Ray 0_O

Okay, I was genuinely curious, but it looks like they do “return to normal” after:

Oh, man I FEEL YOU. I went to a teeny tiny SB school too! ALL OF THIS resonates with me.

Yeah, that was my reading. I’m just trying to be generous... for... reasons?

Hahaha! I got all excited too. Came to make a very similar comment.

I took my first trip to NYC in the Spring and complained about this very ad! The same storage company had one I’m trying to remember, but it def. referenced men dressing in women’s clothing in a way that made me question what they were implying...