I am having what she’s having. (A baby. I’m having a baby.) And I want to put that in my face, like, yesterday.

If so, I will join you in being grumpy.

Oh, gawd, I used an apostrophe inappropriately and I’m past the edit window.

TIL that “Symone” was not Raven-Symoné’s last name.

So, you’re an Ariel and not an Arieh? Unusual! (Though I do know one, and a thousand Ari’s... It’s like the David of our generation.)

I’m pretty sure I’ve uttered the phrase “Suck it, Trebek” on more than one occasion.

Well... prolly because... drugs!

They really were.

Very true!

Fuck. I’m old.

I was in high school nearly TWENTY years ago and the administrator anguish over “freaking” and “grinding” was so real.

Seriously, thanks for sharing. I cut cable a few years ago so I cannot keep up with trashy TLC shows anymore :(

IDK where you have been, but he was my reason for living during the last summer Olympics.

But you know how babies are, and the habit is so hard to break them of!

Nvm I’m illiterate

Oh, and poor helgaperez answered the question earlier and I assumed it was just another joke!

In that first Instagram, is North *kicking* Anna Wintour? Please tell me she is.

Vinogier, moscato, late harvest riesling, and gewurztraminer are all good bets.

I just now found out it wasn’t Gwen Stefani.

That second one looks like something I would have come up with when I was 4 and trying to play, I dunno, alien or something? It would basically consist of me putting my mother’s hose on my head, wearing all my coats at once — one of them around my hips — and then waddling awkardly into the living room demanding to be…