arianagrandesyouknowwhat
Ariana Grande is... just is
arianagrandesyouknowwhat

Not to pick on you (really! lots of dudes do this, but you get to be an example today), but you don’t mostly refer to men as “males,” I promise. I even, in the interest of being a total pedant, skimmed your comment history and while I saw a couple of “males” (mostly referring to yourself, actually) and mostly you used

Actually, I have a crippling phobia of flying, so not often! I’ve only flown a handful of times. I’m sure you are right!

Fair. The circumstances of the flight (small regionals) do make a key difference, I agree.

Okay, but say, in this scenario, the waitress said, “Hey, can you take those drinks out to table 4 for me and I’ll run your food out to your table.” Which, at least in theory, is the sort of accommodation we’re talking about here.

Also, as far as sweaters go, raglan is actually easy af.

The holes, though.

Bullshit, tacos are feminist. Burritos are clearly a phallic symbol. Why are you in bed with the patriarchy?

It’s really bugging me. After all that effort to chart out the 1989 cover!

Different browser!

I couldn’t stop using the SSRIs so I stopped using the birth control. It helped. A lot!

I was digging through the comments quick to see if someone had already made this totally nerdy point. :)

Actually, that used to be a pretty common requirement to get your first library card. Most of them these days just require you to be alive.

Good. Fuck Ricky.

!!!

That’s not really so cut and dry...

Bless him, he is always (often painfully) sincere. It’s one of my favorite things about Kanye.

When you find yourself asking if you have a problem, you have a problem.

Yes, it is! Exodus 21

Yay, someone who remembers Showbiz! And yes, they had beer and I’m pretty sure that Chuck-E-Cheese does, too.

This is fantastic. Do any of the patrons freak out, though? That’s what I would fear.