But how were the sexy times scenes? Cuz that’s pretty much all I got out of the trailer — it was like they were trying to sell me Nicholas Sparks as 50th Shades.

Andre is my favorite champagne and I'm okay with that. You can skip the poetry and just go with two bottles of Andre.

Well, that was inevitable.

Just in case you want to try it (it is a bit convoluted): I have playon.tv — have for years and it is great! Playon has a Roku app. I borrowed an iPad, downloaded the HBO Now app and then was able to use my credentials on Playon. I’m now happily watching HBO on my Roku.

Now, let’s just see if the sucker doesn’t crash…

I’m well into my 30s and quite anti-cable thankyewverymuch.

Hahahahahaha... No.

I honestly thought you were telling me that Tallulah Willis just had a baby. I feel like my feelings about pregnancy are showing.

Good. I was just complaining about the lack of a new Frank Ocean album yesterday.

Yes! He made it look so easy...

Why did you do this? I've got stuff to do!

I loved both! But I am a total book slut, so....

I really enjoyed this book when it came out. I could see the many characters and points of view translating well to TV.

Next day. At least that's how GoT worked last year.

No, is it meant to be funny?

I will eat it, but 99% of the time I'm probably wishing I had a nice slice of plain cheesecake from the Carnegie deli.

Ugh. Double post. Fucking kinja.

I might just have a love affair with cheese. As in, I also love a good, plain cheese pizza. My favorite is not plain, but pretty close... a good margherita with a sprig of basil, one tomato slice and a dollop of mozzarella di bufala.

I'll reluctantly accept some variety of sweets/ bits of chocolate/what-have-you that may be separated from the cake and then eaten together with the cake or separately, at will, depending upon one's mood and inclinations. Anything else is an adulteration of the beautiful flavor that is sweetened up cream cheese and I…

Toppings are for Jell-o cheesecake. And that's it.