I hate it when people put toppings on good cheesecake.

Ugh. Pinkalicious.

Of all the hyper "girlie" picture books out there, I mind Nancy the least. I like that part of being "fancy " in Nancy's world includes "fancy" words (i.e. a big vocabulary) and a number of scientific pursuits.

Can this end well?

Yes! Technically, my handle is in response to that name, as a matter of fact.

Now think about how much wine you drink relative to water.

Well, Chloe, at least J-Law has never posed with seafood on her ladybits.

Good. I'm not losing it then.

No, we knew they were dating because of that whole creepy reading-Lolita-in-the-park thing. Which I could swear you guys covered, but I can't find it.

I love assembling furniture. I'd shop at IKEA solely for the joy of getting to assemble my furniture.

Holy mother of god...

No, sorry. Even La Minaj cannot make Adam Levine tolerable.

A deep Monday-morning-after-the-stupid-time-change level.

Yeah, I mean, far be it for me to shame people's quirks — I'm a librarian, so you know I have my own weird hangups (and also not enough money to buy nice clothes because librarianship, it turns out, isn't often a $$$ profession, even though the grad school still costs as much!) — and things grouped together in a…

"nice, expensive clothes"

I have a go bag. I'm always ready to run away.