Why, in the name of all that is good and holy, does it matter if my hangers match?!

Mine seemed unimpressed, but then I pulled up some Vivaldi and she ran away, so I guess it worked... sort of?

My family deploys that one a lot.

GAWD, thanks for this. I'm SO TIRED of hearing people, ever since this became "a thing" deploy a dear colloquial phase and say, "That's the southern way to say 'fuck you!'"

IKR? Almost makes you miss these days...

For some reason, I didn't think you could on a phone, but you can. Oh, well.

Thanks!

Oops. Left out a verb. To allow admissions from abortion providers.

Particularly insidious, in the Cincinnati area, is that virtually all ( if not actually all — I cannot remember) of the hospitals that are not public are Catholic. And you can imagine how likely Catholic hospitals are to admissions from abortion providers.

Thanks so much for introducing me to this artist!

I'd also like to think the real McDonald's marketing team wouldn't misuse "a part" or write the sentence "It is our sincerest apologies."

I really don't appreciate the tone of this article. Frozen Fever is a very real and serious disease affecting millions of American children. Please, vaccinate your children.

But I do not have my phone on me at all times. Shocking, I know.

I watched them all but I don't know why. Stonems forever! (But only first Gen Stonems because Effy the tragedy queen made me want to STRANGLE HER.)

Eh. Someone will *always* complain about your wedding. You do you. (I'm normally kinda Miss Manners about this stuff, but for some reason, registering for an Xbox just doesn't bother me... go figure.)

No.

Maybe he's allergic to garlic. WAIT! MAYBE HE'S A VAMPIRE!

What I imagine happening...

Parr did, but that... did not work out so well for her. Really sad story.

Actually, Pat O'Briens is one of the few places I'm legitamately glad there was a bathroom attendant. Just about every other bathroom in that city was full of grossness and out of toilet paper.