Sarah, what the fuck are you talking about, please?

When I complained about this on Facebook, one of my friends said that many bags are made of cornstarch, so that's a common reason for it, apparently. Also, I think she just likes to irritate me. (And you get what you get when you name a cat Loki.)

Oh, but I do. I do live with this cat.* Mine once broke her own leg jumping off something!

Well, yes, but they ARE wearing UGGs, so that probably makes the difference.

There's a big tank of them at the zoo here, and even though I love (really, I do!) the insect house, I have to avert my eyes from the hissing cockroaches. I also would have threatened to smash the box 'o roaches.

Besides which, there was nothing humble about that. That was just a straight up brag. :)

Climate change — bah! Polar bears are just wanted to be owners of detachable penises.

Amazing. I LOVE this tradition. It sounds like the key to a strong marriage. :)

Don't care if it is just an "adoption"... I don't even want to think about hissing cockroaches.

None. Because I stopped, like, a year and a half ago (?... 2? I have no memory) when the last of 'em died. Unless he came back to life. Which, given Misfits, is entirely possible.

What in the hell is wrong with people?

Only 10 Samosas in a sitting?

Agreed.

THAT MAN HAS A HEART OF STONE!

So, not exactly free then?

Nobody believes that, Dustin Diamond.

Also, love the user name.

This entire post just made me feel old.

What in the hell did I just watch?