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Ariana Grande is... just is
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I did this once, but in my defense, I was at a Mexican Restaurant. Why, oh why was there wasabi on the salsa bar?

LEAVE LIZZIE ALONE!

A lot of those dogs are really trying. But that dog who could not give a fuck about that Frisbee? That dog is my spirit animal.

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one.

When I quit smoking my voice went to pot. Killed all the character. Hrumph.

What, no movie? ;)

Oh boy can I relate. I will give you internet hugs. (((thesquarerootof)))

I like Norman's style.

3? Mine has 5. 5!!!

I'm #TeamBette

I loved Dan Handler and this has made me sad — a word which here means I'm stunned he would do a thing like this in the first place.

#humblebrag

Listen to it on NPR?

Winnie before the castration:

Oh, Ashton. Never change. Never change.