Sigh...

Didn't Vladimir Putin do that with Super Bowl ring, once? Or am I just making shit up again?

What the hell is supposed to be wrong with being a librarian? I'm a librarian.

Diplo, I can eat and dream at the same damn time, thankyouverymuch.

Here, Rob Thomas...
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=happy+as+a+…

No! Why?

My wife is away, so I have to get both my kids ready for school by myself. For lunch, I packed them both an iTunes gift card

Shia LaBeouf's tweets are a lot like Horse_ebooks.

Yay! Someone who has read it!

I was somewhat disappointed at first, as I really, really did not like Clariel-the-character. (I though it would be impossible for Nix to write a heroine more self-absorbed than Lirael, but there you are... also, despite it all, I liked Lirael). As it became clear to me, though, who…

No, but as a fellow misanthrope, I think that's why I always liked him.

Also, as a Jew, I resent being lumped in with this bullshit.

I would have any kind of sex, awkward or otherwise, with John Leguizamo.

Or vice versa.

Yoko Ono's tweets are a lot like Jaden Smith's.

Oh, thanks, but I wouldn't call myself a celebrity, per se.

Eating them?

"I'm currently on the market to buy a lot of new underwear."

But Water Me is probably my personal favorite. It's... unusual, though, so fair warning.

Two weeks is by far her most accessible work...