Also, Grant Imahara is no longer on Mythbusters because he is the worst.

Takeaway: Wes's grandmother makes terrible barbecue.

I Don't Want You Guys To Think Because I Was Born In America That I Speak And Abide By English Grammar. I Speak Jaden, Indefinitely.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY!

That, on the other hand, was more or less porn.

Hands down my favorite thing about being gray is having a giant label that says "Warning: Replies that are pending approval may contain graphic material. Please proceed with caution" over my posts. I always want to write an "I swear, it's not porn!" disclaimer.

This has nothing to do with Roseanna Arquette, but have YOU read Clariel, yet? A commenter named Sabriel hadn't read it last time I asked and I was terribly dissapoint because I NEED someone to discuss this with me!

So if you're sad that Taylor's albums have exited Spotify...

She makes her own eyelashes from her actual hair.

My anti-rape face is also the same as my response to this advice.

Relevant:

Oscars, IIRC.

Gee, I bet you're a lot of fun at Halloween parties.

"A New Jersey woman is suing Manhattan's schmancy (if you're into that sort of thing) Gansevoort Hotel..."

the hostess was at the host stand trying to figure out the pronunciation of a guest's name

Well, he did not die, but he did interact with Joel Osteen, which is bad enough.

I didn't even know about this! Now I'm watching online.