Ew. WTF is this? No, I'm not Googling it!

Someone downthread actually posted the information: http://jezebel.com/28th-may-1965-…

Douse yourself in Chanel cologne

Ignore this. I didn't mean to respond to this post. I don't understand Kinja, apparently.

ARTISANAL WATER!

I can post replies on Kinja AND Rhianna is back on Instagram?!

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO. Stupid hive mind.

Yes, another Christopher Guest film as a matter of fact! Waiting for Guffman.

What, no Loretta?

I bitched so much when those reissued came out. Clearly, Scholastic had failed to figure out what exactly makes these books perennial classics.

Oh, surely science is more than one up on Chris Christie.

NO! THE TITLE IS THE BEST PART!!!

For whatever reason, there are some people who just don't work unless they're in motion. He is definitely one of them.

Same here. He was always my radio crush. : (

Which, I just realized you totally mentioned. I apparently need to work on my reading skills.

I was trying to remember where I read about haunted vaginas recently. And then I remembered. And now I'm sad.