ugh

Mom's what, Stedman? Mom's WHAT??? Geez, no wonder Oprah is sleeping with Gayle.

I'm confused by a picture of Hillary not in a power suit.

THANK YOU. I kept trying to come up with a way to respond to this but the amorphous thoughts in my head wouldn't coalesce. You said it EXACTLY.

OMG that makes so much more sense! But is also kind of disappointing.

I feel like pointing out that gretyurb deserves the credit, really.

The clit is also made of ponytail.

I truly adore FKA Twigs (and am surprisingly okay with her and RPatz... because they care) but I'm not sure what I think of this one. I might have to listen to it without the video. It's oddly distracting.

I'm disturbed by how much I like it.

I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing?

I also scream when I'm thirsty.

I do what I can.

Well, call me unhinged. I find this possibility very exciting!

By the seashore?

Also I love your name. Have you read Clariel yet?

SO BORING. BUT SO PRETTY!

I moved mine out of the way on the counter one time to do something, forgot about it, and had accidentally put it within sight line of the cats' food bowls. That was hilarious. And probably traumatizing for the cats.

Yes, but let's face it, liking Adam Levine is basically like killing puppies.

I refuse to believe it. I'm a Paul Rudd truther. #PaulRuddSavesLives