At first, I was very excited because I thought she had named herself after the character from Napoleon Dynamite. Now, I realize they are spelled differently. I am disappoint.

"...and lyfe"

And also, *of course* Adam Levine would have a bikini Halloween party. Gawd.

"Another fun fact: he's one of the few celebrities she gets "goofy" for... "

There's vegetable rennet. I've made cheese with it!

Already on it.

I dunno, i had a perefectly decent time, did not get drunk, enjoyed dancing and got to wear a pretty dress? I liked it.

And minus the orange guy pointedly not clapping in the background.

You know, I didn't mean to reply to you, rather than the article, and I'm sure that Ssscat would have in no way improved that situation, except, perhaps, in hilarity.

Ridiculous Sesame Street guest star Aziz Ansari and his girlfriend chef Courtney McBroom did a pop-up restaurant on Sunday and was suitably overjoyed about the whole thing.

Um, but how can you be mad when it looks so cute? (No, really, I need to know because I can't be mad when they look so cute.)

I have one that scratches everything BUT the litter.

The best part is, I don't have to replace the canisters any more. The mere sight of the things indicates a big "NOPE!" to my climbing cat.

Exactly. What I write above, I write from experience. They are still married. It's been years, y'all and we all hang out and I try to pretend like I didn't say anything.

No, Ssscat is the proper way to train a cat. Or amuse myself. I'm not sure, to be honest.

Right?

Whatever you do, don't say, "Oh thank gawd," because when they get back together and eventually get married that shit is awkward.