Took fluoxetine as prescribed. "Suicidal thoughts" is not an exaggeration or scare tactic. That shit will literally make you think about killing yourself. Not necessarily pushing you to do it (although if you're taking it as prescribed you're probably fine in the motivation department) but definitely thinking about…

One time I asked this girl I knew to the senior prom.

Here is my Leonard Nimoy story.

That performance with the Pettus bridge set, followed by that speech.... flawless.

Wow. Just wow. I'm floored at the level of cluelessness and questionable decision-making on display here.

Good for you! I'm struggling to start exercising again, mostly with motivation and finding time to fit it into my schedule. I know I feel awesome after exercising and I know that with my family's history of high cholesterol I need to make this a regular thing but it's so hard to get started. Any advice on getting…

I would guess that you can efile after you file the form 56. I think form 56's purpose is to allow the guardian to act as if they were the taxpayer.

What did he put on that slope to make it so slippery? Crisco? WD-40? KY? That's one slippery ass slope.

My wife is constantly leaving stuff in books and then forgetting where they are. Money, Post-It notes, receipts-whatever she can stick between the pages of a book, you better believe that she will.

I have a relative who has brain damage from a childhood illness that is now preventable by vaccines. People should have to see the potential effects that these diseases can have on their kids for the rest of their lives.

Fuck all of this. It's time for school districts to put on their big folks pants, stop kowtowking to anti-science nutbars and eliminate personal belief exemptions. Your stupid, ignorant-ass beliefs should not be imposed on your children and endangering others. If we can force Jehovah's Witnesses and Christian…

I wish Jez had more stories like this.

Brain rage at these people who have no care for women!!!

Fuck this guy.

OH, FOR...

Because we have eggs and milk inside of us? Men are the middle unrefrigerated aisles, filled with crackers, dips and sauces, and international foods.

"I don't want to believe her because I hope she wasn't raped" is a bullshit bitch-slap to victims disguised as sympathy. Fuck off with that nonsense.

Since I'm still extremely pissed off and saddened by this, I can't enjoy the party I'm at without expressing my feelings first. I wrote out an open letter:

It's more like they have a very different idea of what love is than most healthy people do. They wanted their child to be happy doing exactly what they wanted, and assumed that feeling loved would follow from that.

It's really difficult not to hate this woman. I grew up in this kind of smug, judgmental, repressed religious environment. People thought they were so nice and generous when they condescended to hate the sin, etc., but the stifling of individuality, of independence, of sexuality of any kind was just so fucking stupid.…