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Fucking nerds. I'm gonna watch Twilight: Eclipse.

The United Casinos of America.

Back? He never left.

And then, onto the Jefferson Airplane memorial.

Boy, I bet Breitbartarians are feeling like disposable $5 Russian whores at the moment.

The ghost of Anthony Scaramucci can finally rest in peace.

No surprise really, as the article points out, we kinda knew this was coming when Trump said "We'll see about Mr. Bannon" during his insane press conference on Monday.

"My base agrees with me: my predecessor was only 3/5th of a President. I'm the whole enchilada."

Trump quickly figured out that being the President of 1/5 of America is a lot easier than serving the whole country.

That's not what I'm saying at all. I'm referring specifically to the people who sit out or voted for another candidate just because Clinton wasn't "pure" enough. The vast majority of Republicans voted for Trump, even those who had to hold their noses to do it, while Liberals did not come through like they should have…

No, it's more like "stop being an asshole and get on board or we are all going to fucking lose again. You can still love Bernie, and that's great."

Purity ponies are the cancer of the progressive movement (see Bernie Bros, for example).

Lashing out at Tina Fey over a dumb, mostly innocuous joke is just stupid, lazy armchair activism. Yes, it's annoying, but there are far more productive ways to direct your energy, anger and frustration.

My wife has a childhood friend who is now a youth pastor. When my daughter (very randomly) asked him if "Trump was a bad guy," he responded "I don't know if Trump is a bad guy. I really don't."

Who would've thought the very same people who claim to be America's moral compass would turn out to be the biggest fucking hypocrites out there?

Well, fuck me. Picasso was a real motherfucker!

Wait, Trump has an arts committee?