I think part of the issue is that nobody wants to fuck him.

"I'm a dumbass."

"COME BACK YOU PUSSIES! NOBODY IS TAKING A BREAK!"
— A shouting Tom Cruise, limping around an empty MI6 set

Nazis are not a just a "different political view." They are evil, racist, murderous pigs who should not exist. Opposing them is not fascism.

Who is advocating for violence? And what part of "they are fucking Nazis" don't you understand? There is no equivalency here, Mr. Brindle.

Former Australian PM Billy McMahon's son

GAME OVER, DON! GAME.OVER!

We also need rules for the use of "Alt-Left": don't fucking use it, because it's not even a thing.

Hicks? She's not even supposed to be here today!

Excerpt from a future Yelp review:

They mistakenly hired Laurence Fishburne, didn't they?

"Bring 'em to Michigan! Hell, I'll even pick up the bill!"

You'd be lucky to get that sort of discount.

He's got 99 problems, and Tidal is definitely one.

How is he ever gonna catch up to 50 Cent now?

There are no Hitler statues in Germany.

Who would've thought the South would actually rise again?

Both Trump and his supporters are becoming increasingly unhinged. This will not end well.

There is so much shit to hate right now.

Well, they can surely try.