"Bloody amateur."

Justin Bieber's entire career is an unforeseen circumstance.

But I don't even own a Polylopy.

Here, have some Star Wars Monopoly money.

No wonder everyone looks so pissed.

Iron Man has had enough with this shitty artwork.

No collusion. No concussion.

"Planet Of The Apes mastermind Matt Reeves—he ended up tossing the script Affleck had written for it."

Now it's the Batshit-Mobile.

Insanely too young to die. Deepest condolences to his family, friends and fans. RIP.

I hate Monopoly. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

Almost as awful enough as Don Cheadle's cockney accent.

Hey, it's the lady who played Julia Roberts in Ocean's Twelve!

"Now we just have to wait and see if the Homecoming sequel is more like Spider-Man 2 or more like The Amazing Spider-Man 2."

They are really advodkating against the use of fidget spinners.

In Soviet Russia, the fidgets spin you!

Upvoted for adding an extra five words to your shtick.

She's an asshole who deserves zero sympathy from anyone.There is nothing "brave and courageous" about being a privileged rich fucker being able to afford a sex change operation that others, many actually brave and more deserving, simply can't.

And the Kochs.

Perhaps the biggest piece of shit family in this country, only second to the Trumps.