Millennial + Xanax = Xillenial

He looks like he should be missing some teeth, but somehow he isn't.

Not sure which head you are referring to, but Channing Tatum looks like a drunken Pep Boys mechanic who just picked up a cheap suit from Marshall's.

Am un sentiment rău în legătură cu asta.

Not at all. I'm already writing the bashing comments I will be posting…on Kinja.

I'd be willing to bet awful parents are a lot more common than kids with those kinds of behavioral issues.

I think people should be more afraid of being shitty parents than having kids with genetically-linked behavioral issues.

I love my kids, even though they can be, well, a pain in the ass sometimes.

Enough about Trump, Dik!

I used to strongly favor this notion, but recently I've come to realize that History will likely remember President Trump by his deep incompetence and scandal-plagued administration. In that context, his tweets can only help to cement that legacy.

"Wright says that he hasn’t seen Ant-Man and won’t even watch a trailer, explaining that it’s like choosing to “'watch your ex-girlfriend have sex.'"

He so awful we are now being forced to side with Joe Fucking Scaramouche.

[awkward high-five]

Fair enough.

The (non-literal) rape actually begins at the Disney Parks' ticket booths.

To be fair (and honest), 13 yr old me didn't think it was gross back then.

Hey, it's the girl from that gross Aerosmith underage softcore porn video.

GOP + POOP = GOOP

Getting a role in New Mutants is nothing to Braga 'bout.

Today in newswires: Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dana Loesch, and Greta Van Susteren.