Palomas rule. Please try one with diet squirt. And don’t be stingy with the salt 😁

One extremely popular one that was left off the list is the VODKA SODA. I would argue that it’s even worse than a vodka Redbull. I would argue that it’s the most dangerous drink in the world because you are likely to fall asleep while drinking it and choke and die because it is SO. FUCKING. BORING. It’s the worst and…

a mixed drink is one (1) booze, one or two (1) or (2) mixers, and ice.

+1 for Dark and Stormy... my current, front of the line, vice.

“You need three ingredients for a cocktail. [Two liquids] is an emergency.”

Vodka Red Bull is correctly placed on this list, as it’s just old Four Loko without the overly sweetness.

I dunno, but when I pick up my tequila it’s in a car with doors that go like this, not like that.

You’ve met my brother, then?

There’s no secret as to why the Raiders are trying to keep every cent the stadium will eventually make: Mark Davis is broke. Well, as broke as an NFL owner can be at least.

Dan, I think you’re doing a great job and are the most readable person Deadspin has had in a while. Keep it up!

To be fair, the city also shut down the Parkway for a visit last year from Pope Francis, the leader of an organization with a higher body count than the NFL.

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

“This game would be a lot more fun with teammates”

Delicious Mets fan tears! 2007 was awesome!!!

Jimmy Rollins, a 5' 8" 175 pound dynamo, succeeded in the era of the 6'3" 230 pound shortstop. He came to work everyday with a smile on his face, did his job, and did it well.

Rollins doesn’t get enough credit for being the leader of those great Phillies teams from ‘07-’11. Probably the greatest stretch in franchise history. His “we’re the team to beat” comment prior to the 2007 season pissed off the Mets and kick started the entire run. And he certainly backed it up. He hit .346 against…

Holding is legal now?

You just said in bold letters “everything the Ravens did was legal” followed by

The whole point of the rule is to give the refs discretion in cases like this. Every illegal action has a prescribed penalty, so if you are just going to take the naive approach that that is all that should ever be enforced, then this rule will never have a purpose. You can of course argue about whether just tackling…

Holding is not legal.