“This is our First Amendment, it’s my right to choose.” - Derp Derpington IV

Seriously, what the hell?

That’s pretty much the problem. These faux-christians spout hate and then point to passages in the old testament (Leviticus) to validate their clearly un-christian behavior without even a split second of hesitation. Jesus’ teachings, if you buy this drivel, nullified the old testament. That was literally his purpose,…

• We will officially suffer through four debates this fall. Frankly, we should have more than one VP debate, right?

If it gets a juried trial, yeah definitely. Also depends on the prosecutor, a lot. But, and I'm not a criminal law lawyer or anything so this is more or less my understanding of how this shit works, there's not a lot of leeway with federal/capital crimes. I think that, at best, providing a juried trial this kid can…

How would this work with Tulsa now declared by the Supreme Court to be, rather illegally, on a Creek Reservation? Frankly, how does any of that pan out? Half of OK is Creek/Muscogee land now (well, always was, but now)? If I were the Muscogee I’d be evicting every single illegal occupant and building the world’s…

He’s a minor who transported a firearm across state lines without a parent/guardian. That alone is worth a couple years. Throw in the murders and you have a kid going to jail for the rest of his life, assuming he gets a real judge and not some Trump appointee that learned law from a Cracker Jack prize.

This treasonous, dementia-addled, lifelong-grifter, moron is only projecting his own actions onto the actions of some perceived “enemy” for his lifetime-moronic cultists to fixate on. Can we hang him yet? Isn’t that what you do to traitors?

Good. Frankly, more of them need to "bite the bullet". The phrase is "carrot and the *stick*". All carrots doesn't work.

You do understand that the companies that manage those portfolios are owned by ultra rich white dudes who get paid fees to handle those retirement accounts right??

Some of what you mention here I agree with, the economic viability of a dispersed workforce for example, but you seem to be coming at it from an “older” perspective (I too roll at this from an “older” perspective). Maybe you used to live in the city, maybe you still do and use posts like this to self-reinforce some…

I seriously do not get this shit. Why “follow” and “donate” actual money to a person that’s not actually doing anything? I really wish Google would stop paying these people anything for their time. I wouldn’t be surprised to find the majority of them carrying on even without the ad revenue. The few I’ve bothered to…

Not that I think Guice is innocent of these allegations or the ones he’s currently getting fried for that are more recent, but I’m curious about opinions regarding these sort of “me also” claims that always crop up when any public figure gets caught being a verifiable dick.

For instance, what if, after all is said and…

As of July 23rd 2020, the team formerly known as the “Washington Racial Slurs” announced that their team is now “The Washington Football Team” while they market test a few dozen team names free of “olde American” racist connotations. So, simply referring to them as “Washington”, isn’t the author’s effort to sidestep…

The problem there is that the Dem corporatists were calling the shots when their turn came up, and instead of rejecting the already-proven false premises of the war(s) in the ME, they shifted towards more technologically advanced (and expensive) tactics and hardware while maintaining the firehose of cash straight into…

If the Dem leadership is smart, election reform and the obliteration of gerrymandering at the state level should be top-most priority if they gain control of the senate, house, and executive. Tippy-top priority. Almost all major political challenges stem from the outsized influence of nigh-uninhabited acreage in…

A new extension of Amazon’s Mechanical Turk program, bringing the “Internet of Things” to us all by making us the “things”.

“Larry Dallas’ Beard” sounds like it could be an Irish drinking song about a local politician’s “wife”.

In a dark future, the last monoculture of pork cells that have been used for generations to create the bacon supply for the world, dies from a mysterious bacon-cell-affecting-only plague. Like the American Chestnut.

Conveniently, there’s a ridiculous amount of healthy pigs around to scrape some more from so there’s…

And maybe that might be a regional speci-al-ity, like, only Canadian labs make their bacon in tubes to be sliced...