The debates are gonna be two old fucks trying to score points on each other, both of which will get loud and bellicose because that’s what they do.

If we are lucky, Biden will lose his cool and punch Trump. 

Especially then... 

I think the problem that cops have, aside from most of them being C average students in the American public school system with no college education of worth (which more or less makes you equivalent to a 6th grader in any other wealthy, modern, democracy), is that they are being trained to respond to every incident as…

Cool little gadget, but if you wanna be legit using a French Press, then it is always what this calculator calls a 1. That’s just how you make coffee in a French Press. If you want like a 4+, get an automatic drip machine and enjoy your sad bean-tea.

If only there were a Hell. All evidence suggests it’s more akin to “let me shit on the world and then one day all my stupid fucking bullshit amounts to a pile of ash. But I wasn’t poor! Fuck you poors!”

More evidence (if you needed it) proving lawyers just aren’t really that smart.

What can you say? New York, where you’re “on line” at the DMV and “out East” (if you’re past Queens).

yes.

Here’s the setup for the beginning of the end for the United States.

Trump, fresh from being defeated handily by Biden goes to Florida, get’s indicted by NY. Instead of handing his ass over to NY, FL leadership defies inter-state extradition agreements that have held for over a century. It goes to the Supreme Court,…

I mean, it’s an “Irish Pub”. I would bet that easily half of them are very “pro-whitey”. I can’t think of any that I’ve been to besides Bennigan’s that weren’t. “English Pubs” in the US are even worse.

I’ve tried three times so far during this pandemic to grow a beard, and it grows. But my face shit is so goddamn bristly and stiff that it’s like a fucking Bluto beard and hurts like hell to keep. Beard oils, brushing, conditioner, none of that shit softens my death needle beard. But I look like Powder without facial…

Or maybe that’s supposed to be “Black?” “Black the Blue?”

Additionally, Kaepernick was released from the NFL in 2016, making this a dated reference even when it initially transpired.

Anecdote regarding the potential for damage a wooden practice sword holds:
 
When I was in high school, a good buddy of mine, who practiced kendo because he was a huge geek (had been doing it for years at this point), had a few bokken (because he practiced kendo). Being the gang of spastic geeks we (the core friend crew…

I found one of these in our basement in RI, not saying it’s an Asian Giant, but it’s something big. For reference the trim in the photo is 2":

Having never lived in that era, that is also my understanding of how things were. Also, all the women wore pretty dresses with aprons and oven mitts.

Tucker needs someone to throw a vat of acid at his face. This racist piece of shit cloyingly playing at some sort of “leftist racism” because the doctor is a joke needs to be met with a curbstomp. I hate when these little shits play this game, it basically reinforces my thorough belief that the only way past racism is…

“Show me.”

*person shorts out and starts yelling about liberals and other nonsense*

eBussy is maybe better than the eBusey, that one has a really fucked up front grill and some weird headlight action.

Yeah that’s a big thing, I really would prefer to skip a payment, esp. one like I’m looking at. I’m terrible at paying bills.