Flavr Savr GM tomatoes were all the rage in the UK (they were cheaper, tastier and lasted longer) until the great GM freakout of the late-90s/early-00s took them away and replaced them with the dull, watery crap we have to eat today.

Fun fact: the lead photo is in fact from a real 7-Up print ad from the ‘50s.

I much prefer “organic.”

Yep. I buy the cheap toxin filled veggies. Hell, I’m more worried about Ecoli and Salmonilla than pesticides. I’d have to eat a fuckload of pesticides to get sick.

To me, the only thing natural in this world is Natural Ice, which is made with 100% Natural Piss which as been watered down with 100% Natural Water and given a splash of 100% Natural Ethanol just so you can justify drinking piss for $6 a case.