“I love you, Adam!”

Oh, look— it’s the poster boy for mental health again!🤪:D :D :D :D

“you’re a desperately lonely bitch.” :D :D :D Awwwww, are you angry with me, outpatient boy?? :D :D :D

“making sure half the world’s population gets a fair shake at life should be something someone would disagree with.”

“still here.” :D :D No kidding, “office boy.” :D :D :D Empires have risen and fallen— in the time you’ve been trying to prove your “intellectual prowess” to Dirty Sanchez! :D :D :D (Not that— I don’t enjoy a good clown show, from time to time... :D :D :D)

Words fail you. :D :D :D (But, hey, you should be used to total failure in life! :D :D :D) Complete sentences are h-a-r-d, ain’t they, RedundantFag...? :D :D :D

“Holy Shit, you’re legitimately crazy,” says the Tourette’s sufferer who apparently thinks he needs to capitalize the word “shit”!! :D :D :D :D

“Stop, you’re making me blush.” Y-e-a-h— it’s always you little closet boys (with your “sweet” talk) who think you’re gonna “prove your manhood” on a website like The Root!🌈:D :D :D And we know what that’s really all about— twinkle toes!!😜:D :D :D

Ahhh, I do enjoy the whole long goodbye section of the show... :D :D It’s as entertaining as somebody yelling “ME-NO-UNDERSTAND!” at complete sentences! :D :D :D

“It’s called ‘changing one’s mind.’” :D :D :D Gotta have one first, Special Ed— gotta have one. :D :D :D

Hey, Mr. Emotional/Impulse Control. :D :D Have you ever for a moment considered that maybe the real reason you “got kicked out of the left” (however exactly that works :D) is because you are utterly, embarrassingly, irretrievably stupid??🤡:D :D :D :D Your deep-seated psychological problems— ain’t exactly a saving…

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You in a comment section that ain’t Breitbart:

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“you seem to be obsessed with me.” Sure, RedundantFag— as I’m totally ripping other people here, at the same time as our convos! :D :D :D (A-gain, the big words don’t mean what you think they mean, Prof. Gaslight. :D :D :D On a “positive note,” you’re convincing me you don’t read that far... :D :D :D)

“I basically got kicked out of the left for refusing to go along with racial discrimination (long story).”

“I was screamed at all day...” My god— you’re a pathetic loser!!!🤡:D :D :D :D

“I lost my temper a number of times, but mine was the reaction of a monk...” :D :D You are such a loser!! :D :D :D

“He left one academic org because they required that a mandatory diversity, equity, and anti-racism statement to be written for/about every presentation at a conference that had nothing to do with DEI.” Dude, seriously— take a remedial writing course. :D :D :D

Look at Mr. Spock— with all his totally unemotional arguments!! :D :D :D