Thank you.

“’At least one administrator was notified of a possible weapon in the timeline that we’re reviewing and was aware that that student had, there was a potential that there was a weapon on campus,’ Parker told parents in an online meeting.”

What the cool kids call “irony”: you are obviously familiar with YouTube— where you can watch any version of Dawn of the Dead (original) any time you want for free. (Does it just not count as “streaming”?)

Or: you could just watch any version of it you want on YouTube any time you want.
For free.
(I honestly believe it’s what Romero would’ve wanted...)

I— this— when did censorship become so “cool” to this crowd??

Yes, sigh, I saw it in the ninth grade too.

Those darned parts of speech: they definitely need to be counted on just one hand. :D :D

Did he say “Show— don’t tell” amongst those other academic clichés?

You feel movie reviews should “project objectivity”? Wow, Prof. :D :D

OK, so cutting straight from “Beyoncé performs for dictator’s children” to “Beyoncé gives birth to first child”? Bold move, Cotton, bold move.

In the same sentence, it’s completely unnecessary to capitalize the adverb “stateside.” Also, the middle of the second sentence of the preceding slide has-- a rather odd dangling modifier.

I mean, yeah, almost like it’s a pop-culture website or somethin’...

A: We’re not.

This just in.

“Peace and love, but we’ve been using singular ‘they’ since Shakespeare.”

“So when Bette Midler, or Joy Behar kicks it, it will be a-ok when insane conservatives bring up all the horrible shit they’ve said and done, and the proceed to say...” You’ve gotten absolutely nothing— except an unimpressive amount of rubles from your handlers, comrade! :D :D :D

Who could go on obsessing over this site minute by minute like you? :D :D :D

Why don’t you know how question marks work, Professor? :D :D

A-l-s-o you: “The world would be better off if you died”.

New to English, huh? :D :D “Never fail”! :D :D :D