Dunno if you quite landed on solid equivalence, but okay...

Prof. Logic up there’s probably never even heard of space junk.

Throw that money out the window!!

“What’s the worst that could happen?” Ah, always the most reassuring logical argument, particularly where BILLIONS of dollars (in more government spending) are concerned...

Thank you, Stephen.

I don’t care if I lose my place in Nerd Heaven, and clearly I’m not alone here.

Fever-Dog, that is the fucking buzz.

I’ll BET he wants a new intern!!!

“Ensuring”?

And I need to know this because...?

“This motherfucker’s going to walk” to his next round of TROUBLE.

Crucial difference: George Zimmerman wasn’t the tender age of 18.

Fun fact: Mel Gibson and Kyle Rittenhouse were born on the same day.

AmeriKKKa will never change.

Yeah, I can see that you can google that “normal” (read: in no way oxymoronic) pronoun, but until the Interwebs remove those red squiggly lines when I type it, I’m still gonna call it nonstandard...

“As Lovato themself would surely encourage...” You know what helps encourage loopy, nonsensical views and behavior? Phrases like “As Lovato themself.”

It’s almost like-- people are encouraging her to act loopy.

“Grasping at straws”.

Like your jokes.