They should have a requirement to actually be funny— preferably with demonstrably new material.

If the “pedant” is funnier than Dave Chappelle— what does that tell you?

“Gay and trans people don’t like me!”

Melvin Van Peebles, who had “introduced the world to Earth, Wind & Fire” on his resume, died on September 21.

*Cough!* Distraction! *Cough cough...*

I caught that story. So, no, not overly surprised when Miss Pink Friday decided to just go full Candace Owens (with a little extra cursing).

All kidding aside, a cynical person— might think Nicki Minaj is trying to distract you.

Short answer: he’s cra-zy.

Ed Asner and Lee Perry today.

I do tend to forget (at times like this): these were proud men.

Hell, I just now learned today that Watts was not the very first prospective Stones drummer (that honor going to Avory).

Quite possibly the best “We still goin’?” jam in the history of rock recordings.

Ah, OK, so most likely more mythmaking...

Oh, man, everything on Sticky Fingers. The man was goddamn majestic on “Moonlight Mile.”

I mean-- enough for a slideshow.

I wanna know if this story is true:

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“As soon as Black Panther dissolved into nothingness, I knew that what I was seeing wasn’t permanent, that all these characters would be back.” And then this truly cruel motherfucker known as Real Life reasserted its power...

When you’re right, you’re right. And you’re right...

And best final shot. (Also check off awesome death scene, final chase scene, badass bad-guy monologue...)