“Obviously, the crowd at the conference absolutely loved this, cheering as Caviezel promised justice for all these people who’ve apparently never heard of, like, cocaine.”

YSoSerious?

Jessica Walter as Morgan Le Fay is everything.

Blume in Love. Hello. If nobody’s gonna even mention Blume in Love (with the predominant focus on— Just Shoot Me), then the term “memoriam” officially doesn’t mean much around here...

It’s 2021, and we need to talk about the fact that think pieces devoted to Kardashians* do not need to be 32 paragraphs long.

Like a not-very-talented major label holdover heard five minutes of the early Liz Phair and decided: ‘Oh, yeah, I can do that’... And as I type those words, I realize I’m probably being too literal.

Thank you. The only reason critics got fooled by the pretentious slogfest that was NFR was that LDR quite literally courted them with the particular way she rolled out her singles (opposite-of-Taylor approach: drop all your best stuff first) and used this-will-be-my-masterpiece promotional tricks.

Lemme see if I got it straight.

THUNDERCAT got— Best Progressive R&B Album.

This just in: Scientologists are smart enough to know when they’re being made fun of.

Um, they passed it.

In one of his classic Paris interviews (in which he also rips Hitchcock ), OW spends a good deal of time utterly demolishing the very idea of homage in cinema.

Charles Bukowski once said of Woody Allen: “Every man dreamed of having his ‘problems’ with women.”

Wow, Woody Allen instigated the affair (with the then 21-year-old Previn), Woody Allen took the nude photos of her, Woody Allen admitted to Mia Farrow about having sex with her (after, of course, he GOT CAUGHT)— and you say online that I’m “trying to shift it to Soon-Yi.”🙄

“And my implication is that that feels, if not impossible, implausible.” Well, now, there’s a winning legal argument, counselor. :D :D Again, you might want to first ‘feel out’ things like— the actual biographical details of his age... :D :D :D

Oh, hell— he can’t spell the word “brain.”
:D :D :D

“3. Maybe the documentary will address this, but the idea is that a man in his 60s molests a child for the first time, does it once, in someone else’s house, and then...never again?” You do know that claiming to have omniscient, psychic awareness of every second of the actions/thoughts of Allan Stewart Konigsberg is…

“Is your brother a paedophile...” Um, a lot of “paedophiles” have brothers and sisters. “... and you had multiple children kill themselves?” In this place called the real world, there are a lot of abusive environments filled with addiction and poverty (and the parents in those environments may have lots of kids anyway)…

“... it’s also a common strategy among progressives when it comes to fueling with anything at hand the global fight against systemic sexual abuse.”